Santa..........

moorland wizard

2007-12-05 12:49:34

Why do we leave mince pies and sherry out for Santa? In 2006 there were 25.29 million households in Britain. Conservatively assume that 60% of those households each leaves out 2 mince pies and a glass of sherry. That means on Christmas Eve Santa eats 30,348,000 mince pies and drinks 15,174,000 glasses of sherry or 892,588.23 bottles. Don't you think he would die for a ham sandwich and a glass of milk and wouldn't the police love to catch up with him?

Crafty Jo

2007-12-05 13:02:30

Drunk in charge of a Sleigh? How does he avoid speed cameras - aah I know - he's up above them!!

Fulchet

2007-12-05 18:08:33

Don't forget Rudolph's carrot

wooiee

2007-12-31 23:14:04

he only got milk and a mince pie in our house...
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Jones family on tor

2007-12-31 23:15:34

Welcome back Wooiee, its been a while since we heard from you.

The Sly Fox

2008-01-01 13:10:41

Better make that 30,347,998 mince pies Monkey. There is no chimney on my house. And after eating that many pies ... I doubt very much that Santa could fit through the cat flap

Never mind Santa, two more for me ... with extra clotted cream